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Get out!

Can’t you see there’s no room? What do you mean there’s nobody here? Of course not! My tea parties have been so very empty and droll ever since that brat Alice turned the March Hare into a bear. Or was it Annie? Who remembers?! Since that pair ran off, my only guest has been that sleepy dormouse, and he can’t even finish a story without nodding off. It’s made me so angry I’m splitting in half!

Invite more guests? I tried my best. But who would have guessed it’d be so hard to fill the shoes of a hare in a vest. One by one each new friend would fall flat. I even tried a magic trick to pull another rabbit from of my hat. And every time one of these callers would fail, I’d have to go to such trouble to put him on sale!

• Vandal Twitch can’t tell the difference between a dormouse and a rat. He should count himself lucky I didn’t pounce on him like a cat. Perhaps you’ll take him for 487 RP.
• Major Ziggs kept regaling us with tales from his days as a bombardier. It got so insipid I threatened to slit his throat from ear to ear! You can hear all his stories for 487 RP.
• Big Bad Warwick thought a costume might make him less of a bore. But, how shall I ever to find a new hare when there’s a wolf at the door? Take him to your tea party for 260 RP.

• Nasus speaks in riddles, so strange and unclear. And he kept getting sand in the teapot, I fear. You can ask him yourself for 292 RP.
• Pantheon’s wardrobe put the mouse on a rant. Who attends a tea party in clothing so scant? You can take him with you to someplace more suitable for 487 RP.
• Ahri’s enthralling but inclined to mislead. And to charm this old hatter takes cunning indeed! You can take home that liar for 487 RP.

What a curious sale indeed. But then, everything’s curious today. These delightful deals will only be available from July 27 through July 30, so don’t be late! You can ask that old rabbit what happens when you don’t show up for tea!