League of Legends news » Groovy Zilean's Far-Out Pizza Party and Sale

Did you just feel that? The space-time continuum, man! My groovy time travelling buddies were supposed to come over and help me polish off all of this extra pizza I ordered. Guess my eyes were way bigger than my stomach – must be all that speeding up and slowing down of time. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’ll finish it off when it tastes better in the morning, whenever that is…

Whoa. Rewind that thought! I just had, like, the greatest idea of all time, man. I know champions, you know champions. Let’s spread this pizza love around with our buddies, dude! You tell me who is chill and we’ll invite them over to nosh at a far-out pizza party, and I’ll put them on sale. I totally have the power to do that.

• Vayne’s one cool cat, man. She never bogarts minion kills in bottom lane and lets ol’ Groovy Zilean take a last hit or two. Support is all about sharing and love, ya dig? 487 RP.
• So, like, Kennen’s a little mouse dude or something? What’s up with that? Hey little mouse dude! I bet he loves pizza. I can’t get over this little ninja! 487 RP.
• Tryndamere and I made a late night burger run to bottom lane and ran into some gnarly teamfights totally harshing our burger buzz. He puts away a lot of burgers. 292 RP.

• Headhunter Master Yi is one zen professional. Once I saw that guy drink five whole red sodas in one go, man. That stuff is from another world. 487 RP.
• Commando Lux wears that green uniform proud – she’s an elite commando! Always welcome in Laboratory de Zilean. 487 RP.
• Frosted Ezreal hooked me up with a totally holistic treatment for my chrono-displasia that he uncovered on an expedition, so he’s always cool for a Groovy Zilean pizza-fest. 260 RP.

You’ve got from August 7 through August 10 to take advantage of all these good vibes and then all the pizza will be gone. I’ve gotta get back to the party. Plenty of slices to pass around!