League of Legends news » Champion & Skin Sale: More Legitimate Business

Oooooooh, you won’t believe the mess that I gotta clean up, friends. Looks like you’re on my list of folks I get to lean on when I needs a favor. Gangster Twitch here, see, and I got lotsa bones to pick with lotsa champions. You’re up for helpin’ me out, right? This here tommy gun sure thinks so…

• I may be the king of the ambush, but you’ve never met Nocturne. Chump thinks he can get the drop on my guys cuz he sneaks around in the darkness. But guess what don’t need to see inna dark to put some holes in dat shadowy scumbag? My Spray and Pray! 440 RP
• The Twitch family’s been using Zyra’s flower shop as a front for some of our less-than-legitimate business ventures. Some of the family’s more obnoxious enemies roughed up the joint, so we’re gonna rough ‘em up right back. 487 RP
• You think I’m a little rat bastard? Veigar’s been dropping dark matter on our operation for years. We’ve finally found that little bazooli slinkin’ around the Zaun docks. He ain’t gettin’ away this time. 292 RP

• Oh, you a wise guy, huh? Throwing on a fake beard and callin’ yourself Veigar Greybeard. You still got Veigar in the name, you futzamarool. Let’s go see a guy about some concrete shoes. 487 RP
• Ironscale Shyvana is the main cause of my business’ little snafus lately, burning up my fine downtown establishments. Takes alotta bullets to get through that armor. Good thing it only takes a little poison to do a whole lotta baddaboom! 487 RP
• Nice work, friends. You done two solids now for me and the family, so you’ve earned a reward. Stinky cheese? Nah. How abouts you call on ol’ Gangster Twitch when you need some muscle? 487 RP

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to cause a bunch of champions some unmitigatible true damage, if you catch my drift. If you don’t, dat means I’m going to severely rough people up for money that they owe me. You’ll have from February 8 to February 11 to reap the benefits of our handiwork, so get spendin’.