League of Legends news » Champion & Skin Sale: Thievery!

• Summoners! Hi! It’s me, Spellthief Lux! Shhhhhhh… I don’t think they’ve heard me. I’m poised to steal a powerful magical artifact from an ancient vault that could increase the power of my Final Spark tenfold, and I can’t pass up this chance to fire bigger lasers. I’m sure whoever owns it won’t miss it. 487 RP
• Scarlet Hammer Poppy’s been deputized to guard the vault’s entrance, but I know her weakness: all yordles love cupcakes. Good thing I stopped by Sinful Succulence before heading out. 487 RP
• Extra security has been added since I last scoped out this place. Charred Maokai and his saplings are totally patrolling the grounds, but a clinch Light Binding or two should stop them in their tracks. 487 RP

• Another guard! Renekton's pretty strong and can rip me to shreds… if he can reach me. Lucent Singularity should make sure he can’t keep up. 440 RP
• Nidalee gave me the lowdown on the vault’s combination. It’s one, three, three…uh…seven? Eight? Uh oh… 395 RP
• I should’ve listened to my bestie Nami and written down the number! Ugh! She’s so smart. Summoners, this is a super bummer. 487 RP

Sooooooo… no artifact. Super lame, summoners. I broke a lot of stuff though. They’ll be set back from February 19 to February 22; at least you can benefit from my espionage. I’ll steal that magic if it’s the last thing I do!