League of Legends news » Mundo Need Elo, You Need Skins and Champions on Sale!

Corporate Mundo enjoy new position. Give Mundo time to get important work done… like raising Elo. Mundo bring entire department into office for Weekend of Fun: play with Mundo for hours, push Mundo’s rating through the roof. Tell assistant manager no Nocturne! MUNDO PLAY MUNDO AS JUNGLER!!!

Mundo want stock-boosting money bags – er, loyal customers – to help too. Mundo give you big discount on skins and champions. Here, Mundo explain further.

• Sejuani employ impressive corporate raiding skills. Giant boar do wonders for bottom line. Add her to your staff for 487 RP.
• Amumu bad for company morale. Pathetic sighs make Mundo’s forehead throb. Give him new happy home far away from Mundo for 292 RP.
• Corki currently working as window washer in corporate headquarters. Gatling-gun sponges bad idea, breaking more windows than they clean. Find new job for him for 487 RP.

• Silverfang Akali make corporate espionage look so good. She steal trade secrets for you at 487 RP.
• Frostfire Annie bundled up for snow and look ready to make best of bear market! Ha-ha-ha! Get it? Why you no laugh? YOU LAUGH AT MUNDO’S PUN!!! Then buy Annie skin for 487 RP.
• Pre-Void Kassadin lose shock and awe scare tactics, but make up for it in improved people skills. He yours for 487 RP.

Sale take place this weekend from May 11 until May 14. Then Mundo’s Elo acceptable, and Mundo will discard customers and staff like candy wrappers. Buy now, then play, then lose to Mundo. Mundo need more Elo!